Female physician-formulated · Bioidentical hormone restoration · 90-day guarantee
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You watched the webinar. Here's your next step.
Bioidentical estrogen, progesterone and DHEA creams, without the petrochemicals, the microplastics, or the appointment after appointment it can take to be taken seriously. Watch Dr. Michelle explain why she built Clean Hormones, then choose your bundle below.
Clean bioidentical creams, and a specialist who tells you exactly what to use.
Bioidentical estrogen, progesterone and DHEA, without the petrochemicals, the microplastics, or the appointment after appointment it can take to be taken seriously. Watch, then choose your bundle below.
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What you heard on the webinar, in one picture
It's 3:12 a.m. again. You're wide awake for no reason, running tomorrow's list, damp from a hot flash you'll pretend didn't happen. By noon you'll have walked into a room and forgotten why, snapped at someone you love over nothing, and glanced at the jeans that fit last spring. Then you'll open the drawer: the sleep aid, the antidepressant, the supplement your sister swears by. A bottle for every problem, and none of them talking to each other.
That's the one-pill-per-symptom trap: a different prescription for every complaint, and nobody looking at the whole picture. Those aren't seven separate problems. They're one problem, showing up in seven places. That's exactly why Dr. Michelle built Clean Hormones the way she did: the hormones your body stopped making, in the cleanest form that exists, with a specialist-guided protocol so you actually know what to take.
Every woman past 35 goes through some level of hormone decline. The question isn't whether. It's what you put back, and what it's made of.
Why now, not next year
Here's what nobody said in that exam room: hormone decline isn't a phase you wait out. It's a slope. Estrogen doesn't dip and bounce back. It steps down and stays down, and every system it was quietly running feels it. Your sleep. Your skin, hair and nails. Your bones. Your mood. Your metabolism. The tissue down there.
The median length of hot flashes and night sweats in the largest U.S. study of the menopause transition, and more than eleven years for women whose symptoms started early. Study of Women's Health Across the Nation, JAMA Internal Medicine, 2015.
Seven years of 3 a.m. Of being told it's normal. Of slowly becoming someone you don't quite recognize, while the decline that could have been addressed in month one keeps compounding.
And the cost isn't only how you feel. It's the marriage that goes quiet because intimacy hurts. The promotion you didn't chase because you couldn't trust your brain in the meeting. The vacation photos you're not in. Nobody puts that on a lab report.
The good news: you don't have to wait it out. Put back what your body stopped making, the actual hormone, not a drug that mimics one symptom, with a protocol built for you. Not overnight, and not on the same clock for every woman. But you can start this month.
The 99% nobody reads
A typical hormone cream
Hormone: a fraction of a percent
Base, the other 99%:
Clean Hormones
Hormone: USP bioidentical
Base, the other 99%:
Your skin is a sponge, not a wall. The base goes in right alongside the hormone.hormone base
The dirty truth about most hormone replacement
Think about what a hormone cream actually is. The hormone is a fraction of a percent. The other 99% is the base — the stuff that carries it into you. And your skin isn't a wall. It's a sponge. Whatever's in that base goes into your bloodstream right alongside the hormone.
Most prescription and “bioidentical” hormone creams come in bases made from petrochemicals, parabens, phthalates and plastics. Those aren't inert. They're endocrine disruptors. A lot of them are still animal-tested, too. You'd be treating a hormone problem with a cream that causes hormone problems — every day, for years.
Dr. Michelle's clients kept asking for clean HRT free from parabens and plastics, and she couldn't find one either. So Glow formulated its own: organic aloe, olive and coconut oil, shea, green tea and grape seed extract carrying pharmaceutical-grade USP bioidentical hormones. Nothing else. Vegan. Cruelty-free. Clean Label Project certified.
| Big Pharma synthetic hormones | Other “bioidentical” brands | Clean Hormones | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bioidentical (USP estradiol, estriol, progesterone, DHEA) | ✕ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Free of petrochemicals & parabens | ✕ | ✕most | ✓ |
| Microplastic-free & forever-chemical-free | ✕ | rarely disclosed | ✓ |
| No endocrine-disrupting additives | ✕ | rarely disclosed | ✓ |
| Organic, plant-based base | ✕ | ✕rare | ✓ |
| Never tested on animals | ✕ | ✕varies | ✓Leaping Bunny |
| 3rd-party tested for purity | ✓ | ✕varies | ✓ |
| Available without a prescription | ✕ | ✓some | ✓ |
| Specialist-reviewed protocol included | ✕often many visits | varies | ✓intake + consult |
Why this exists
I passed out at track practice in college. The doctors said I was dehydrated. Then came the real diagnosis: primary ovarian failure. The hormones of a fifty-year-old. Told I'd never have children, and handed antidepressants, birth control and pain pills for the rest of my life.
I was a science major. I didn't accept that. It took me ten years, becoming a doctor, healing my gut, my thyroid, my immune system, before my cycles came back. My son Paxton was born when I was 41, four pounds two ounces. He's the reason Glow exists.
Then, after Paxton, every symptom came back at once. I called it postpartum perimenopause. I knew I needed hormone replacement. So I went shopping for it, the way you're shopping for it right now.
I knew I wasn't the only one. Any time I'm in an elevator or a coffee shop and a woman finds out what I do, the questions pour out, because there's nowhere else to ask them.
That's Clean Hormones: pharmaceutical-grade USP bioidenticals in an organic, plant-based base, and a team of hormone specialists so you never have to be gaslit through appointment after appointment. Your diagnosis is not your destiny. — Dr. Michelle
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How it works
The biggest reason women don't start is “I don't know what I need.” So we removed the guesswork, and the waiting rooms.
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Tell us your symptoms, history and goals. A hormone specialist reviews it and meets you privately by video or phone.
Exactly which cream, how much, when, adjusted with your specialist as your body responds. Nobody's first month is their forever dose.
What's in the Derm Trio
Most hormone “solutions” hand you one thing and hope. Clean Hormones gives you all three, because your body never ran on one hormone — it ran on the balance between them. Think of it as the climate control in your house:
Why creams and not pills? A pill has to be swallowed and pass through your digestion and liver before it reaches circulation. A cream is absorbed through your skin in a steady, low dose. The type of hormone, the dose and the delivery method all matter. It's also why your protocol can be adjusted by the pump instead of the prescription pad.
Same hormones you'd get anywhere. Completely different everything-else. And when you're putting something on your skin every day for years, the everything-else is the whole point.
Each cream: purified water, vegetable glycerin, organic aloe, USP hormone, Japanese green tea extract, organic olive and coconut oil, shea, sunflower lecithin, vitamin E, allantoin, grape seed and grapefruit seed extract. No parabens, petrochemicals, fragrance or dyes. 100% vegan · cruelty-free (Leaping Bunny) · Clean Label Project certified.
What to expect
No two women respond on the same clock, which is why a specialist builds your protocol around you. Here's the path your first three months follow.
Your creams arrive. You fill out the intake in five minutes, tonight, in your pajamas, without anyone in a white coat looking at you like you're being dramatic. A specialist reviews it, meets you privately, and hands you your protocol: which cream, how much, when.
Every woman is different. Some notice improvements within the first few weeks; for others it takes longer. Pay attention to your sleep, your hot flashes and your mood, so you and your specialist can see your pattern.
Following your protocol and staying consistent gives your body the best opportunity. Questions will come up. Ongoing support is part of your protocol, so ask them.
Many women find that supporting healthy hormone balance helps energy, metabolism and body composition. Ninety days on your protocol is long enough to judge how you feel, and it's exactly how long your guarantee runs.
Be honest with yourself
Choose your bundle
Both include your intake review, private consult, custom protocol and free shipping. Month to month, cancel anytime.
CLEAN at checkout
Best if your list is mostly sleep, hot flashes, mood, energy or libido.
Best if dryness, irritation, UTIs or painful intimacy are on your list too.
Full refund · No contract
No contract. No risk.
Follow your protocol for 90 days. If you don't love the way Clean Hormones makes you feel, email us and we'll refund every penny. There's no minimum commitment. Pause, change or cancel your monthly creams any time from your account.
Why I can offer this: your protocol is built around you, and adjusted with you instead of guessed at. — Dr. Michelle
Women on Clean Hormones
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Before you decide
This is the one to ask first, and we take it seriously. The intake review exists precisely for this — your specialist will look at your history and tell you honestly what's appropriate, which may be a modified protocol or a non-estrogen option like TestaDerm alone. You'll never be “sold” a hormone that isn't right for you.
The 2002 study that scared a generation used synthetic hormones — a pill made from horse urine plus a synthetic progestin — in women who were, on average, 63 and more than a decade past menopause. That is not what Clean Hormones is. Bioidentical hormones, through the skin, in low physiologic doses, started when symptoms start is a different conversation — and your specialist will have it with you, against your own history, before you start anything.
You don't need to know — your personalized protocol tells you which cream, how much and when, based on your intake. Testing isn't required to start; your specialist will tell you if it would help in your case.
The hormones are the same pharmaceutical-grade USP bioidenticals you'd get elsewhere. The difference is everything around them — an organic, plant-based base with no petrochemicals, parabens, phthalates, microplastics or fragrance. Your skin absorbs the base too.
Every woman is different. Some women notice improvements within the first few weeks; for others it takes longer. Following your protocol and staying consistent gives your body the best opportunity. That's why the guarantee is 90 days: long enough to actually know.
Hormone imbalance, not hormones themselves, is often a contributor to stubborn weight gain. Many women find that supporting healthy hormone balance helps energy, metabolism and body composition. Your specialist will watch this with you.
GLOW Below is Dr. Michelle's vaginal serum with low-dose bioidentical estrogen (AM) or DHEA (PM). Systemic creams restore your whole body; GLOW Below restores the tissue “down there” — dryness, irritation, UTIs, leaks and painful intimacy. Many women need both, which is why the bundle exists.
Start with the list of what you're feeling. If dryness, irritation, UTIs or painful intimacy are on it, choose Trio + GLOW Below, because whole-body hormones reach that tissue last. If your list is mostly sleep, hot flashes, mood, energy or libido, start with the Derm Trio.
No. Month to month, pause or cancel any time. The Derm Trio is $147/mo, the Trio + GLOW Below bundle is $226.98/mo. Webinar attendees can apply code CLEAN at checkout.
Then you get your money back. Follow the protocol for 90 days; if you're not happy, email us for a full refund.
Your two paths
You've already done the hard part. You sat through the education and you understand what's happening. The only thing left is the form.
P.S. You've got two paths from here. Path one: close this page, book appointment number eight, and spend another year being told it's normal. Path two: one form, five minutes, and a real protocol from someone who's going to listen, with hormones you'd be comfortable putting on your daughter.
Too many women see provider after provider before anyone takes their hormones seriously. You don't have to be one of them. Choose your bundle tonight, take the five-minute intake, and let a specialist build your protocol. Code CLEAN at checkout.
Virtual hugs,
Dr. Michelle