You just took care of “down there.” This is for everything above it.

A note fromDr. Michelle Sands, ND

You just treated the loudest symptom. Here's the rest of the conversation.

First, good. Choosing GLOW Below is the decision most women put off for years, and you made it tonight, from your own bathroom, without the gown that opens in the back. Estrogen in the morning, DHEA at night, and within a couple of weeks comfort usually starts to come back.

What GLOW Below does, and doesn't, do

But I want to be straight with you about what GLOW Below does and doesn't do. It works locally. It goes to the tissue that lost its hormone and works there. It does not touch what's happening in the rest of you.

And if you're reading this, something is. Waking at three in the morning for no reason. Hot flashes. Weight that arrived in places you never gained it before. A brain that runs on dial-up. Snapping at people you love. Zero drive. Those aren't six separate problems. They're the same hormone decline that dried out the tissue, showing up in six other places. Dryness is just the symptom that finally got loud enough to make you act.

Every woman who lives past thirty-five goes through some level of this. The average woman spends more than seven years in it (that's the median in the largest U.S. study of the menopause transition) and sees seven to ten providers before anyone takes her hormones seriously. She gets a sleep aid, an antidepressant, “eat less, move more,” and “your labs are normal for your age.”

Why it's three creams

So I built the thing I couldn't buy for myself. Clean Hormones is the same pharmaceutical-grade USP bioidentical hormones a doctor would prescribe (estradiol and estriol, progesterone, DHEA) carried in an organic, plant-based base. Aloe, olive oil, coconut oil, shea, green tea. The same clean standard as the serum in your cart. Because most hormone creams, including the prescriptions, carry the hormone in petrochemicals, parabens and plastics, and your skin is a sponge, not a wall.

Three creams, because your body ran on the balance of three hormones. EstraDerm is your thermostat. ProDerm is your dimmer switch, the calm-and-sleep hormone that keeps estrogen safe and comfortable. TestaDerm is your battery. Which ones, how much, when? That is not your job to figure out.

What the $147 actually is

Now the part I want to be blunt about. It isn't three jars of cream. It's a five-minute intake. A hormone specialist on my team reading it. A private consultation by video or phone where you ask everything you couldn't ask your doctor. And a written protocol (which cream, how much, when) adjusted with you as your body responds. The consult alone is the thing women pay for seven times over before they find one that listens. Here it's included. So is shipping. And there's no contract: $147 a month, pause or cancel from your account.

And because you're a GLOW Below customer as of tonight, say so on your intake. Your specialist can build your protocol around the local estrogen and DHEA you're already using, instead of spending your first month rediscovering the symptom you just treated.

On this page Clean Hormones is its regular price, because the deal was never the price. It's what's inside it. What I will do is make it one click: add it on this page and your intake link is waiting on the next one, so you can fill it out tonight, in your pajamas, while it's in front of you. Or close this and come back after another few months of three a.m. The creams will be here. The months won't.

Ninety-day happiness guarantee, same as your serum. Follow the protocol; if you don't love how you feel, email us and we refund you.

“Your diagnosis is not your destiny.”— Dr. Michelle

Virtual hugs, Dr. Michelle

Dr. Michelle Sands, ND · founder, Glow Natural Wellness